Adventures in Cooking November 5, 2007
I keep telling people I should not be allowed in the kitchen. I’m sure most just figure I burn shit and don’t really enjoy it.
Oh, what I wouldn’t give to simply burn shit.
Today I:
1 - Placed food on cooking trays (Turkey Medallions and Fresh-Cut Potato Fries - Yum).
2 - Set the temperature as indicated on package (Usually, I forget this part).
3 - Forgot to set the timer.
4 - Remembered to flip the Medallions and Potatoes
5 - Thought ‘what’s the worst that could happen?’ as I ignored a piece of potato that fell to the bottom of the oven.
6 - Was serenaded by the smoke alarm.
7 - Grabbed a pillow to waft the smoke away to shut that #%@# alarm up!
8 - Smashed the light sending it and the lightbulb (correction: pieces of the light and bulb) across the hall and down the stairs
9 - Yelled at Josh to keep SAS and the Dog away from disaster zone
10 - Grabbed the vacuum
11 - Was attacked by the vacuum as it fell down the stairs (Ouch).
12 - Eventually ate a lovely dinner, followed by a few lovely glasses of wine (to reduce the pain of my bruised shoulder and ego, of course).
Gee, it’s too bad that ugly MF light broke.