You have a lovely toilet May 29, 2007
That’s what SAS told her daycare provider today. Apparently my child is very polite and attentive. But in a very odd and somewhat strange way. And now she’s declaring it verbally.
I make note of this occurence because SAS never talked that much. I got used to it. Correction, I cherished it. When everyone else’s kid was talking their ears off, I savoured the silence that was SAS. But lately she’s become very chatty. And curious things are expressed.
Like trying to mimic the farting noise of an almost empty ketchup container. From both ends.
Or the very informative ’My poop won’t come out of my bum’.
Or the generous with an ulterior motive ’Can we give Taroline (Caroline) my big girl bike so I can get a new big boy bike?’ (Long story…)
… ’I the nicer one, he’s the badder one’.
And now, ‘You have a lovely toilet’. It makes me wonder … What’s wrong with my toilet? And why hasn’t it been declared lovely??